AHEM!

Ummm...

Two a.m. in the morning is redundant.  am is morning...

Tough to be Grumpie

when the nights are cool enough for a blanket, the days are warm but not hot, with a lovely breeze blowing snd the skies are blue with fluffy white clouds.  If I work hard enough at it, I can probably comw up with something.  Let's see...    it can wait.

Harrumph!

Young lady, if you would add a few inches to the legs of your shorts, you might not have to dig them out of your butt in a public parking lot!  Gah!

Feeling Left Out

Now, there are some things I want to be left out of -- obviously, I'm not a slave to fashion and I don't care to join in with politically correct thinking for it's own sake. 

I guess I must be an oddball in other ways.  Perhaps I'm socially unacceptable.  Anyway, this is written with a little lump in my throat because I wasn't invited and I'm feeling left out.

Whi-i-ine!

Did you forget?

Okay, let's go over this, again!

1. T-shirts are underwear, especially white ones!

2.  I don't want to see your underwear, and that means your bra and your underpants, or any portion thereof, whether sticking out of your clothes or playing peekaboo through you too sheer clothes!

3.  Running shorts belong at the track.

4. Sweat shirts and pants belong at the gym, or maybe the track.

5.  Your baseball cap should be doffed as you enter the door, and certainly should not be on your head whilst you are dining.

6. Short shorts allow too much of your skin to touch something I might have to touch. 

Maybe that's enough for right now.

Thanks I feel a little less grumpie.