Knit Picking

Oh please, please, please consider what you are covering when you don a thin knit!  If it's lumpy and bumpy it's going to be emphasised by wearing anything clingy.  T-shirts may be comfortable, but looking at your fat pockets is not pleasant.  As for anyone who wears T-shirt knit shorts or capris - please, I beg you, sit down, stand up and look in your mirror.  Too much information!  

Two To, Too!

I am not the best speller in this country.
In fifth grade I went out on "A D D R E S S."
I do think I could have spelled this sign
a little better...
maybe not.

Weather Whine

There is a weariness

In all this dreariness.

-GG

Against the Odds

There are five plastic spoons

and

one plastic fork

handles visible.

I want a spoon.

On the first try,

I get the fork.

!?

HEY, LADY!

The reason you nearly got hit was that you were at least the third person to run that light!  No, I was sitting there in disbelief (also in my car) waiting to turn left.  I felt sorry for the truck driver, though.  Watch it!