Weather Whine

There is a weariness

In all this dreariness.

-GG

Against the Odds

There are five plastic spoons

and

one plastic fork

handles visible.

I want a spoon.

On the first try,

I get the fork.

!?

HEY, LADY!

The reason you nearly got hit was that you were at least the third person to run that light!  No, I was sitting there in disbelief (also in my car) waiting to turn left.  I felt sorry for the truck driver, though.  Watch it!