Grrrr!

If you are turning left, I would appreciate it if you would signal!  Glad I didn't kill you or even hit you bike.  Grrrr!


Can't you wait a few more minutes for that cigarette?  It still baffles me that you would get out of your vehicle at a gas station, light your cigarette, smoke half of it, go inside, then come out and smoke some more before you take off.  There's a reason there is no ashtray for your convenience there!  Grrrr!


Taking a bite while you are talking to me, especially when we are obviously ending our conversation, is not cool!  Grrr!

Three BIG Words

REDUCE  ~  GOVERNMENT ~  RAPIDLY

Don't even get me started!  Independance!?! Riiiiight!

T M I !!

OK, I know I've probably covered this territory pretty well already.  So - one more time...

I do not want to hear about your sex life when I'm sitting or standing or walking near you and I do not want to witness with my own eyes what kind of underwear you have on - or the lack thereof! 

Would you please hide these details from me?  Tuck it in, make sure your shirt & pants meet when you bend ever so slightly to get yourself into a chair, sheer clothes need a layer or four underneath them -- and keep your confidences confidential.

PLEASE!

please?

Thank you.

It's "Happy"

The actual quote is "happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night." 

I guess I actually do wish you that... yup, I do.

Bah - ggy Jeans!

Am I the only one who thinks pocket scribbles on jeans look silly?  Sorry, but they do nothing for your butt!  Then, when the pockets are hanging somewhere between my-pants-are-fallen-and-I-can't-pull-them-up and Mommy-I-went-pee, the designer touch looks downright ridiculous.  Are you trying to look clueless?  It's working!

One More Time...

Literally means actually.  You did not literally die or else we both died!  (I'm not in the habit of communicating with the "other side.")

and by the way...

"Irregardless," if actually a word, is either redundant, or a double negative, take your choice.

A Lot Less Grumpie

...now that the political ads are gone for a while!

Bleee- aaack!  I hate being peppered with those big spender ads that begin with, "Here in..." (fill in your state) and most likely come from big money out of state interests.   You want to extend your tentacles into my poor little panic ridden state.  I'm on to you!