Saturday, June 23, 2012
Walk Away!
OK, it may have looked good in that dressing room mirror from the front, from the sides and even from the back, but if you had walked away you might have noticed that those highly contrasting wide horizontal stripes sharply bouncing over your round buns might attract unfavorable attention. Walk away from that mirror. Please?!
Back Off!
Look, lady, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, I really do. I'm not sure how you rear end me while I'm stopped at an intersection... with a stop sign, at which you will have to stop, and not even get out and apologise. Your hair color would not seem to indicate that you just learned to drive. Oh, I just thought, maybe you don't have a drivers licence, at all! Watch it. I may get out and discuss the matter, next time.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Now, Look...
... those aren't shorts. They ought to have their own name. Perhaps "Naughts."
They are not cute. They are not even sexy, in real life. You can not sit on them. When you walk your loose skin ripples. When you stand still with your knees locked, well, from the back you remind me of those flat wooden ice cream spoons, dipped in some dark topping. Are you sure you didn't get mixed up and buy underwear? Huh?
They are not cute. They are not even sexy, in real life. You can not sit on them. When you walk your loose skin ripples. When you stand still with your knees locked, well, from the back you remind me of those flat wooden ice cream spoons, dipped in some dark topping. Are you sure you didn't get mixed up and buy underwear? Huh?
Excuse My Stare...
...but, when you run in white pants and a white long sleeved shirt with dark shorts over all, I'm momentarily curious as to whether you really went out in your long underwear.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
Grrrr!
If you are turning left, I would appreciate it if you would signal! Glad I didn't kill you or even hit you bike. Grrrr!
Can't you wait a few more minutes for that cigarette? It still baffles me that you would get out of your vehicle at a gas station, light your cigarette, smoke half of it, go inside, then come out and smoke some more before you take off. There's a reason there is no ashtray for your convenience there! Grrrr!
Taking a bite while you are talking to me, especially when we are obviously ending our conversation, is not cool! Grrr!
Can't you wait a few more minutes for that cigarette? It still baffles me that you would get out of your vehicle at a gas station, light your cigarette, smoke half of it, go inside, then come out and smoke some more before you take off. There's a reason there is no ashtray for your convenience there! Grrrr!
Taking a bite while you are talking to me, especially when we are obviously ending our conversation, is not cool! Grrr!
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
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