Miss, if you have to keep pulling your shirt down, maybe it's too small. (and the cutoffs are not your best look. Save them for the lake.)
Ma'am, If you are having difficulty handling the car, the traffic or your booze, perhaps the center lane on the highway is not your best option. (It was scary getting by you!)
Hmph! Just ask me how to live! And do as I say, not as I do.
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