Three BIG Words

REDUCE  ~  GOVERNMENT ~  RAPIDLY

Don't even get me started!  Independance!?! Riiiiight!

T M I !!

OK, I know I've probably covered this territory pretty well already.  So - one more time...

I do not want to hear about your sex life when I'm sitting or standing or walking near you and I do not want to witness with my own eyes what kind of underwear you have on - or the lack thereof! 

Would you please hide these details from me?  Tuck it in, make sure your shirt & pants meet when you bend ever so slightly to get yourself into a chair, sheer clothes need a layer or four underneath them -- and keep your confidences confidential.

PLEASE!

please?

Thank you.

It's "Happy"

The actual quote is "happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night." 

I guess I actually do wish you that... yup, I do.

Bah - ggy Jeans!

Am I the only one who thinks pocket scribbles on jeans look silly?  Sorry, but they do nothing for your butt!  Then, when the pockets are hanging somewhere between my-pants-are-fallen-and-I-can't-pull-them-up and Mommy-I-went-pee, the designer touch looks downright ridiculous.  Are you trying to look clueless?  It's working!

One More Time...

Literally means actually.  You did not literally die or else we both died!  (I'm not in the habit of communicating with the "other side.")

and by the way...

"Irregardless," if actually a word, is either redundant, or a double negative, take your choice.

A Lot Less Grumpie

...now that the political ads are gone for a while!

Bleee- aaack!  I hate being peppered with those big spender ads that begin with, "Here in..." (fill in your state) and most likely come from big money out of state interests.   You want to extend your tentacles into my poor little panic ridden state.  I'm on to you!

NO! NO! NO!

OK, I sound like a two year old, but I'm really tired of our political ads.  Who has the money to keep throwing at us the idea that our new law to prevent voter fraud is an infringement of our "rights."  How stupid do they think I am?  -- I'm pretty stupid, but I'm voting NO!

And, more casinos?  What?  They haven't even finished building the new one!  I voted against it, too.  Frankly, if Maine is to become the place to gamble rather than the place to camp and eat lobster, I want to tell my grandchildren I voted against it.  Ugh!  NO! and also, NO!  Preying on the frightened, unemployed people who have such short collective memories does not impress me, Big Dirty Money!

We will come out of this if we keep our heads.  We will get to that point, again, where you can spend thousands of dollars you do not yet have on plastic toys for all ages that will choke the landfills!  Just tighten your belt and do your best!  Believe it or not, that is the American way!